haven't got the ability to possess nonsense within the state of.
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of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of junk whilst staying in
Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas.
I lack even a trace of feces in the great state of Ohio.